December 2009
218 posts
“Sometimes a comment is just a comment, right? ‘Hi, how are you? Nice to...”
– Mia (In Treatment, 2.11)
In Treatment (2.10)
Paul: I'll pay you for an hour of conversation.
Gina: I don't sell my conversations.
Paul: Maybe we should charge for conversations. If anyone learns anything it'd be all the better.
“Is this what you wanted? I don’t get it! You know? It’s like...”
– Rosie (In Treatment, 2.09)
“Barney: Okay, we all have our assignments for the weekend. Ted, you’re...”
– Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother, 5.06)
“You said it yourself: the world is going to hell any second. Before it does,...”
– Captain Jack Harkness (Torchwood, 3.05)
True Blood générique
Jace Everett - Bad...
“There’s kids playing hockey on the back. It’s like you want us to...”
– Barney Stinson (on a Canadian $5 bill - How I Met Your Mother 5.05)
Lost (5.15)
Dr. Pierre Chang: Your friend Faraday said that you were from the future. I need to know if he was telling the truth.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Dude, that's ridiculous.
Dr. Pierre Chang: What year were you born? What year?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Uh, 1931?
Dr. Pierre Chang: You're 46?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Yeah. Yes, I am.
Dr. Pierre Chang: So you fought in the Korean War?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: There's no such thing.
Dr. Pierre Chang: Who's the president of the United States?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: All right, dude. We're from the future. Sorry.
How I Met Your Mother (5.04)
Ted Mosby: What the hell is "The Sexless Innkeeper"?
Barney Stinson: Ted, many a man- nay, many a soul has their own tale of the sexless innkeeper. Why, I had run-in with one just last year. I even composed a poem about it. Would you care to hear it?
Ted Mosby: Not really.
Barney Stinson: [continues with no pause] T'was the night before new year's, And the weather grew mean. It was 3:00 in the morning, And I was stranded in Queens. The tavern grew empty, The gas lights grew dim. The horse-drawn carriages were all but snowed in...
Ted Mosby: [interrupts] Wait. If this was last year, why are you acting like it was Oliver Twist?
Barney Stinson: [disgusted] Ted, it's a poem.
Barney Stinson: Last call was approaching, And my fortunes looked bleak. Then I turned to my left And stifled a shriek. She had a peach fuzz beard And weighed 16 stone. She gobbled up hot wings And swallowed the bones. I muffled a scream And threw up in my mouth. I asked, "where do you live?" And she said, "one block south." I swallowed my pride And six shots of whiskey. And prayed to the gods That she wasn't too frisky. Back in her cave, she prepared us a snack. 'neath her mighty hooves, the floorboards did crack. But when she returned, She found a sound sleeper. And thus she became The sexless innkeeper.
Barney Stinson: And so are you!
Boston Legal (5.13)
Father Martin: Do you know the most oppressed religion in America today? Christianity.
Shirley: Father
Denny: Hear, hear.
Father Martin: It's Christmastime. You know Christmas has become verboten. You can't even say the word.
Rabbi Levine: Interesting. He speaks German.
Boston Legal (5.12)
Denny: The cleanest, simplest, most efficient transfer of property … is marriage. Plus all those other reasons : medical, spousal privilege, immunity.
Alan: (laughs) It's beyond ridiculous, even for us.
Denny: I've always wanted to remarry before I die.
Alan: Really? Why?
Denny: (shrugs) I just have. And, like it or not … you're the man I love. [edit]
Denny: Take my hand, Alan. Take my money.
Alan: I always thought if I were to get married again … it would be for love and romance.
Denny: You love me. Romance never lasts. Money can.
Alan: Okay, Denny, I will marry you.
Heroes (3.23)
Angela Shaw: Say good night, Alice.
Young Alice Shaw: Good night, Alice.
Heroes (3.22)
Ando Masahashi: [making a funny face to Baby Matt] I can't stay like this all the way to New York!
Hiro Nakamura: Sure you can!
